Wonders…who should be more embarrassed here…The restroom stall user who just evacuated substances that created such foul fumes that the poor, unsuspecting person who just happened to walk into the restroom to wash her hands after handling dirty coinage to purchase a Monster (Khaos) from the vending machine at the precise moment that complete fumage had overtaken every O2 molecule, causing said innocent hand-washer to audibly gag at a level that echoed throughout the tiled restroom walls and floor…which then resulted in, of course…an uncomfortable silence as unsuspecting hand washer witnessed, through the reflection of the mirrors over the sink, the bathroom stall user’s feet which had been firmly planted on the floor, began to raise slowly raise as if to hide behind the stall door as the restroom stall user pretended not to be there, emitting deadly fumes, and that fumage actually belonged to some anonymous prior restroom stall user.

 

The innocent, unsuspecting hand-washer recognized the restroom stall user’s shoes btw, and plans to leave anonymous photocopies articles featuring foods the restroom stall user can include in her diet to help her with her fumage issues.