Moons, Sunday and Old Men

The moon last night, she was lovely! She was poised in the east sky most of the evening and I had a perfect view of her out of my bedroom window.

*sigh*

Speaking of moons, my little fella started up karate again. While he remembers all his moves from classes last year, the poor guy is a bit awkward, being that my little guy isnt so little for a seven year old. He seems to have half the grace of the other 7 year olds who are half his size. Trade offs, I know. But still Im a proud mommy when I watch him do his ready stances, strong horse, high-mid-low blocks, kicks and punches.

So before the start of all the AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIiYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!s accompanying the blocks, kicks and punches, during stretching it pained me so not to be able to run out into the middle of his lesson to pull up his pants! Cause you see, some of the parents sitting directly behind him, as was I, were receiving their own moon viewing. Not a full moon, but more of a crescent, but still a moon just the same. He had forgotten to secure the tie on his gei pants and they were slipping down a bit too much during stretching.

How pained was I? This was part of the conversation going on in my head for the first 5 minutes of class

OH MY GOD HIS CRACK IS SHOWING!!!! MUST GET HIM TO PULL UP HIS PANTS!!! MY GOD CANT HE TELL HIS BUTT IS SHOWING??? DONT YOU FEEL THE BREEZE WEEONE??? FEEL THE BREEZE??? AT ALL??? OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GODDD!!! Okay. Maybe Im over reacting. Maybe no one else is noticing this but me. I look over to a group of parents to the left of me OH MY GOD THEYRE LAUGHING AT HIM!!! YOU PEOPLE SUCK!!! ARRRRGGGGHHH! I! CANT! LOOK!

Note to self. Duck tape waist of gei pants to prevent embarrassing slippage during class.

Anyways, Ive got a ton of house work to do right now. So Ill leave you with a quote from my hot sis, Dolly. She and I were driving away from a restaraunt this morning after having breakfast and came upon a couple, who must have been in their late 60s, making out in middle of the parking lot like theres no tomorrow.

"Thats why I dont like dating older men. They just seem dirty to me. pause I'd rather date young, dirty men."