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Scoring in the End Zone

Posted On: February 4, 2006 - 11:26pm by groovebunny

So anyways...

Funny thing happened this morning. The ex-Mr. gbunny gave the WeeOne his old phone since he decided to spoil himself with a new one.

My kid is constantly calling me throughout the day. Because of that I was thinking on getting him this. But now that he has a phone his Daddy used, the WeeOne begged me to activate it for him. It would save me the expense of getthing him a new one, so I agreed.

I decided to go through the phone to make sure Mr. Wonderful deleted all his old numbers off it. Uh...nope. All his old numbers were still on the phone. Including all the numbers of all the chicks he's been dating.

Wait. Here comes the funny part!

As I was scrolling through the numbers I noticed that more than half of the girl names in his contact list were categorized into a group called "Scored".

Uh.

Excuse me???

Scored???

Did I read that right???

The answer would be YES!

Seriously, don't you think it's a little egotistical to go out one's way to designate which asses you've tapped on your cell phone??? Or is it that his memory is so bad he can't remember who he's been sleeping with? I shouldn't even be suprised. After all...this is the same man who documented all his indescretions one year in his planner and then hid it along with his secret p*orn stash in the garage.

During the major cleaning of the house due to the major selling of the house (sob), I found the p*rn stash and the planner.

He's like a genius or something. !gag!

Also, he went as far as typing in a few notes on who liked what and who let him do what.

!!major gag!!

Don't get me wrong ya'll. I'm not even angry or hurt at finding any of this out. But I am majorly grossed out. I only hope for his current girlfriend's sake he's been using a condom everytime, because damn.

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Yuck! What a pig!

Tiara   |   February 15, 2006 - 8:17am
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Yuck! What a pig!

Wow

G-Man (not verified)   |   February 12, 2006 - 12:29pm

That's really something. Talk about looking at dating as nothing more than a series of conquests....

Seriously G-Man, I think I'd

groovebunny   |   February 12, 2006 - 2:24pm
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Seriously G-Man, I think I'd expect it from someone in high school or college even. But someone's who's 40. Ickkk.

A ring a ding ding. RING A DING DING I'M A CALLIN'

Colby (not verified)   |   February 11, 2006 - 10:24pm

Sup Charm? Just a message from an old blogger named Colby. Thought I would drop by and say I hope all is well with you and the WeeOne. I joined the dark side and signed up with MySpace. Blogging got me bored. So I just stalk people online now. Kidding! Or am I?

Colby! How the heck are ya?

groovebunny   |   February 12, 2006 - 2:25pm
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Colby! How the heck are ya? Will check you out on myspace!

I'm dandy!

Colby (not verified)   |   February 12, 2006 - 2:36pm

Everything is going well over here. Got back into skateboarding (?). Yeah. Cracked my ribs in the first week on my board. BUT. I'm happy to report that they're healing and I plan on getting back out there with the old farts next week. Other than that, Timber still kicks arse and everthing else is status quo.

A GREAT WEEKEND

MICHAEL MANNING (not verified)   |   February 10, 2006 - 1:52pm

Groovebunny: I wish you a fun weekend!

Thanks Mr. Manning! I wish

groovebunny   |   February 12, 2006 - 2:25pm
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Thanks Mr. Manning! I wish you a fun one too!

Damn is Right!

Laughing Frog (not verified)   |   February 8, 2006 - 8:06pm

All I can say is eew! Either he did it on purpose or he's fucking moron, and yes you may take that last option figuratively or literally. It works either way.

Totally ewww! And you're so

groovebunny   |   February 12, 2006 - 2:27pm
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Totally ewww! And you're so right. Either way your comment works!

he needs help

localiz (not verified)   |   February 7, 2006 - 10:06pm

after reading that I got major gas......luv ya girl~

hehe. love ya too!

groovebunny   |   February 12, 2006 - 2:27pm
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hehe. love ya too!

So..

Just Nat   |   February 7, 2006 - 4:20pm

obviously this dude is not the sharpest knife in the drawer... or did he mean for you to find it? I mean seriously... how stupid is that... and yes, how gross. He sounds like a Gene Simmons wannabe. (Double ick!)

"Mom, what does scored mean?" hahaha

N.

Nat, he had to go to the

groovebunny   |   February 12, 2006 - 2:30pm
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Nat, he had to go to the trouble of actually creating a group called "SCORED". And just when I thought he might be slipping back into a decent guy category. It's really quite gross to find out he's one of those guys who would keep notes or categorize women like that. That I used to love this guy and held no one in my heart before him??? I think I may barf.

You have got to be kidding!

Amy (not verified)   |   February 6, 2006 - 6:55pm

HOW RIDICULOUS! The crazy thing is, that is something he should be SO ASHAMED of, and he probably isn't. He's probably PROUD of it. UGH. UGH. UGH.

Amy, I threw up in my mouth

groovebunny   |   February 6, 2006 - 7:02pm
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Amy, I threw up in my mouth a little when I was reading the notes. Seriously, I would have never taken him for one of those type of guys. Now I know better. bleh!

Makes ya wonder, don't it?

Sherri (not verified)   |   February 6, 2006 - 2:01pm

Makes ya wonder, don't it? I mean, maybe his ego is that weak, or he is playing so hard that he has to remember somehow what name he shouldn't be squealing at 'that' moment. Or (worse) he's passing the names around to friends.

yeah. Gag. If those women only knew.

Ugh. I'd hate to think he's

groovebunny   |   February 6, 2006 - 7:17pm
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Ugh. I'd hate to think he's passing around numbers to some of his creepy friends. And if I were to make the calls I'd just look scorned and jealous. Which is totally not the case.

Ya know, that's why it's

Sherri (not verified)   |   February 7, 2006 - 3:52pm

Ya know, that's why it's great you can get an anonymous free email addy in about 30 seconds...you don't have to look like a bitch when what you are really doing is saying "Um, hey, I really hope you insisted on condoms, because, damn!"

I mean, really, it's like a public service announcment. HE should get his picture on a poster at the dog pound.

ha! you're a lot nicer than

Dawn (webmiztris) (not verified)   |   February 5, 2006 - 4:21pm

ha! you're a lot nicer than me... I'd be calling up all of his 'scores' and letting them know what kind of 'notes' he had written up about them...lol

Haha Dawn! I would be a

groovebunny   |   February 6, 2006 - 7:05pm
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Haha Dawn! I would be a total liar if I didn't admit that the thought came across my mind to mail his old phone to his current girlfriend to open her eyes a bit. But then you know how that always ends up, I'd just look like a bitch to everyone trying to stir drama. But it did cross my mind. lol

OMG!

La Bella (not verified)   |   February 5, 2006 - 9:47am

Hey Charm!
How ya doing beautiful?!

That is crazy girl! He should have taken the time to take the number off his phone. Maybe he did it purposely so you could see how "great" it is for him since you guys split? Like to rub it in your face that he's gotten some??? LOL
Not saying you haven't. LOL

Just well.. you know what I mean! LOL

Heya Ana gorgeous! Lol he

groovebunny   |   February 6, 2006 - 7:07pm
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Heya Ana gorgeous!

Lol he was getting some ever before I left him. No need to rub the fact that all these chicks are getting up my sloppy seconds. lol I know that sounds horrible. hehe.

TELEPHONE FOR THE WEE ONE!

MICHAEL MANNING (not verified)   |   February 5, 2006 - 2:59am

Well, yeah. That is hard to resist. That's because you're a cool Mom! Your site looks great with the new design!!

Hello Mr. Manning! Aww and

groovebunny   |   February 6, 2006 - 7:09pm
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Hello Mr. Manning! Aww and thanks! I gotta tell ya I'm still thinking on the phone I linked in my post. Especially since it has a GPS chip in it. That way if he gets lost, I can track him. For my WeeOne it's perfect. :)

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