Dear Family Member Who Sends Me 10 Email Chain Letters a Day with promises of love, wealth, an orgasmic sex life and the May-a-Thousand Gonorrhea-Infested-Camels smite my beloved lawn gnomes, pets, loved ones or me, causing me to lose my job, home, car, money, honey, etc and so on if I fail to forward said chain emails to 10 of my closest family members, friends, enemies, enemas, neighbors, neighbors family members friends' cousin's distant uncle six times removed to the 10th power of the dawning of the age of Aquarius,
Cause really, if there ever comes a day when I feel the need to have everyone on my contact list absolutely hate me for forwarding the 10 chain emails you send me each day to them, I'll let you know.
Thank you.




Uck. My mom is the one who
Uck. My mom sends me those type of emails all the time. :(