Okay! Okay! I give!
In response to a few of your concerned emails and IM's to me...this one is my favorite...
What's the deal chick?!? Are you suddenly dead or what???
Hah! Def not dead. The or what part of it though...heh.
I know I've been a bit quiet on the posting front. But truth be told, ever since I discovered my boss and my bigger boss knows about my blog, it's been a bit difficult for me to just let loose the normal blabberings that I had been so accustomed to letting loose, prior to the discovery. I mean cause really, when you think about, I've posted some pretty personal stuff here. Stuff my own family, let alone co-workers aren't even aware of. So yeah, it's akin to walking around in your underwear thinking no one is looking, only to find out everyone is looking! And then there's this slight panic that hits as one wonders which underwear one happens to be wearing and if it's too risque.
My only saving grace, no holes in my underwear. That and the fact I've never posted pics of moiself in the buff on this site. If I did I'd have to charge ya'll an entrance fee since Charmy don't play for free. And for the whole 5 cents I'd have have to charge per month, you'd all be sadly disappointed my friends. So sadly disappointed as 5 cents will only buy you a nude shot of my right pinkie toe. Don't get me wrong, my pinkie toe is totally cute and all! But you know...it's a toe! doh!
So anyways, now that I've exposed my most deepest and inner thoughts...Okay not my most deeper-est and inner-est thoughts...but close enough...I feel so much better. Whew!
Conversation I had tonight with the WeeOne when he called me from his dad's...
WeeOne: Mommy! Hello? Are you there???
Me: Yes I'm here pumkin' face. Wasgoenon'?
WeeOne: I got a bird in my Happy Meal!!! I am the champion!
Me: Cool! Well I got a Meerca in my Happy Meal!!! Ya know. Looks like a fat round squirrel with the longest tail ever. So I am the champion-er!
WeeOne: Awwww! I want the Meerca!
Me: Awww baby-ness! I'll dump him in your Neopet bucket. He's yours. Because I love you so much and stuff.
WeeOne: Woohoo! I am the champion-er!
Me: No you're not. You're the champion-est!
WeeOne: Okay. Well I just wanted to tell you I love you and stuff...and have a goodnight. Swee dreams and don't forget to say your prayers. And can your feed my fish and hermit crab so they don't die? Love you! Smmmooooch. Smmmmooooch. Smooooch. Love you Mommy! Talk to you tomorrow!
Me: Love you too pumpkin face! Swee dreams to you too. ShoobedoobeshawahwahwayO------! Smoooooch!
Oh come on. I know ya'll wish you had these kind of conversations with your moms! I know I do! My mom was the epitome of what was lady-like when I was growing up. I yearned to be like her, but I was too much of a Tom-boy to even come close. And even now when she speaks, she has this wonderful femininity about her. My sister has it too. Me? I'm too busy saying things like "ShoobedoobeshawahwahwayO------!" to my kid.
Peart took me out to dinner last night to my second favorite Italian restaurant. To make a long story short, I got majorly buzzed on Italian Margaritas super fast. Before Peart could stop me, I was spilling the goods on goods that were not meant to be spilt much to his entertainment. But a good thing did come out of it! See he's one of those Prius owners and very proud of it. Whenever he sees another Pruius on the road he points out the Prius and I compare that Prious driver to the Prius driver who happens to be driving me around at the moment.
I've noticed that 9 times out of 10 the driver of the other Prius looks geeky³. Seriously. I totally kid you not and stuff! Also, Prius car owners will wave to one another, like they're in a special Saving-Gaia-by-Driving-Green fraternity. The wave is not anything special. It's just a wave. But he always points out to me, when he's waved and someone has waved back to him. It's cute that he's so gunging on his contribution to being green. Cause we all know it ain't easy being green. But seriously, don't you think these Gaia saving folks should have a special wave reserved for Prius drivers only?
That's where I come in. I'm the ideas person. Even if my ideas aren't that great, I have em anyways. So my idea for the wave/greeting that should be reserved for Prius drivers only? The farting arm pit signal. This signal should only be used while at stop signs and stop lights as taking your hands off the wheel while driving to do the farting armpit signal can cause one to get into an accident. And I don't want to be responsible for your accidents! I shared that idea with Peart last night after finishing off my Italian Margarita. He didn't get it even though it makes perfect sense. Perfect sense being that...flatulence is what? Gas? What do Prius owners do everytime a non-Prius driver gets in the car with them? They brag about how many gallons per mile they get in their green machine. It's perfect! It's either that or doing a move my little guy seems awfully fond of doing after he's had a big meal. But then again, flashing one's derriere to a complete stranger can get one arrested...so see...my idea for the farting armpit signal is really the only alternative.
Now. Who do I gotta talk to in order to make the farting armpit signal official???
Do you think your work could
Do you think your work could be monitoring your blog now that they know about it? If they are, just remember to keep work issues off your blog. Too many good people are getting dooced for venting on their blogs about work and co-workers. Good luck!